Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Act Like You're Never Coming Back


I am sure that many of you have heard the claim of “Just be confident, and you’ll get all sorts of chicks.” But what does that actually mean? It is about the vaguest possible advice you could ever give someone. That would be like me asking someone how to dunk a basketball, and they respond with, “All you have to do is jump really high.” Thanks a lot shithead, but being under six feet tall and lacking in explosive athleticism makes that jumping high thing pretty goddamn tough for me.

So yes, confident people can act confidently when put in familiar situations, but what about unconfident people? How are they supposed to magically turn on their confidence so they can have the ladies craving them? That’s what I’m here to tell you, so pay attention, you dingus.

Many of you have heard the phrase, “Act like you’ve been there before.” For some people in certain situations, it’s good advice. When seducing the ladies, not so much. Instead, focus on the opposite. Act like you’re never coming back.

Nobody wants to make an ass out of themselves, but the thing that everyone dreads about making an ass out of themselves is facing that person again. We have all been there. We fuck up and completely embarrass ourselves, and the last thing we want is to ever have to come face to face with the individual that we embarrassed ourselves in front of. It’s a natural feeling and something everyone goes through.

When you go to a new city with buddies and add copious amounts of alcohol, you feel like you can take over the world. That is why vacations are so awesome. The best times of my life involve my buddies and I heading on Spring Break, the College World Series, and random trips to somewhere. Plus, ladies love a carefree guy who is just having a good time. Throw in some West Coast Dancing, and you can have a tongue down your throat before you even say a word to the broad. You know why bachelor parties lead to wild times? Because there is absolutely nothing holding back the single guys. This leads to risks, but it can also lead to bedding a thoroughbred dimepiece.

So you want to seduce the ladies? Don’t worry about acting like you’ve been there before, just act like you’re never coming back.

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