Monday, March 2, 2015

Joel Gertner Is Still Hilarious To Me

I'm an adult. I'm 30 years old and have a wife. I am no longer a child. Yet still, as I watch old ECW clips on WWE Network, I can't help but laugh at Joel Gertner's one liners. It is the very definition of working blue, so if you don't like dick jokes, this guy is probably not for you (rhyming definitely on purpose). And every time I do, I feel bad about it, but I understand that I cannot change this behavior, and I will always find Joel Gertner hilarious.

Oh, yeah, many of you are probably wondering who the hell Joel Gertner is. That is a totally fair question. As I mentioned, ECW, and he wasn't Sandman or RVD either. So he was a manager most known for helping out with the Dudley Family. After that, all you really need to know is that he only spoke in sexual innuendo one liners. And yeah, I do mean ONLY sexual innuendo one liners. He referred to himself as, "The Sexual Intellectual," "The Lyrical Miracle," and most famously "The Quintessential Studmuffin."

There's really nothing more I can provide outside of these videos, and assuring you that I laughed incredibly hard at every one of them.

So whether you're a fan or a hater, there will be more next week so be sure to come back later, next week I could write about Sting or Vader, and I think we can all see where this is going, even without a telestrator, but I don't need to work blue when I'm the creator, and this blog also talks about Iowa a lot, so three cheers for former Hawkeye, Shaun Prater. 

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