I like it when people disagree with me, because that is a surefire way to find out if someone is a moron. I like Natural Light, yet take abuse for having a sophisticated sense of taste. I'm classy, and now I have proof. Because there's another person who loves the smooth flavor of Natural Light, and if you're a true American, there's no way you're talking shit about him.
That's right, Mickey "Motherfucking" Mantle. He knows that taste is why you'll switch. So suck on that haters.
Next up, a couple recent videos from the man, the myth, the legend, THUNDER DOUG!
Yep, he's still dunking. Plus, this next video combines dunks and an interview. I don't think he has actually taken a real shot in Europe. I also think he might already be President of Poland.
Although I could not confirm it at the time of this post, I am nearly positive Dwight Howard pissed himself watching this video.
So, remember kids, drinking Natural Light and watching Thunder Doug dunk are two things that not only make hair grow on your balls, but also make you irresistible to women. It's the second weekend in February, go out and try it.
-Joe
P.S. After a ton of scouting and analysis, I am willing to make my prediction for the Snowbird Slow-Pitch Softball Tournament. This year's champions will be none other than the team from...THE STADIUM CLUB.
Ballsy pick on the Snowbird champs.. you look like a real fuckin genius. Hope you had money riding on it.
ReplyDeleteMy god I will never forget Thunder doug dunking during the pregame. During the lay up drill all of the other players would just do regular lay ups, but thunder had to do some sort of double pump 360 thing and lay it in at the last second instead of dunking it. Hilaroius
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