Jose Canseco Is The Next Great...Entrepreneur?

Just call Jose Canseco butter, because he is on a Twitter roll. He asks to play baseball again, and boom, he's on a Mexican League team immediately, and that team just happens to play its home games in Cancun. Have you ever seen the documentary, The Real Cancun? It is easily the greatest thing that MTV has ever done. 

Anyway, Jose went on another Twitter tirade recently, and eventually came up with the greatest business idea in the history of commerce. But as great as the idea is, it's the journey that got him there that makes this so special.

Step into my mind for one night c if u can survive the nightmares
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 21, 2012

It is no wonder I like The Ultimate Warrior and Jose Canseco, because Warrior has claimed that nightmares are the best part of his day. Maybe I subconsciously love nightmares. How is this idea going to make him money? It isn't, but it helps get us on the path to straight cash, homey.

Remember Willie wonka brings back memories of when we were young .let's take a voyage together back in time .
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 23, 2012

Yes, Jose has gone from nightmares to Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Actually, thinking again about that movie, it's not as far as a leap as I initially thought. But, Jose is a happy guy, so let's take a happy journey through that crazed head of his. Willy Wonka isn't the best movie to think about, as this is much more of a Being John Malkovich moment.

Come with me on a trip of pure imagination.back to the big leagues.
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 23, 2012

I want to take you on a journey with me to the impossible back to the big leagues.
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 23, 2012

Great idea I had when reading these tweets is that Jose Canseco should have a musical made about his life. There are happy tunes, sad tunes, and honestly, probably some really weird tunes along with it. Not only will Jose show you his entrepreneuring abilities, but he has even inspired me to be an entrepreneur myself. Jose, tweet at me, bro. We can make this musical thing happen. How will we get the funding? Well, I think you already have the money making idea to make our dreams come true.

A little girl told me one time that I should open up a hug store .what a great idea
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 23, 2012

YES! A hug store is a great idea, and there is nobody better to open it up than you, Jose Canseco. This is the idea that will make you the world's next great entrepreneur. There is a desire for hugs, but nobody to deliver them in a convenient place. It's a great idea, Jose, but you must focus. Do not let anything else take your attention from the world's greatest idea. Are we on the same page?

Wow there is a black crow out side my window staring at me what does that mean
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 23, 2012

God damnit.