Monday, September 23, 2019

2019 WWE Brawl for All: Rezar vs. Heath Slater

Round two continues with yet another man who is a wordsmith when it comes to discomfort taking on a good ol' boy with kids.


Joe’s #2 Rezar vs. Jonah’s #3 Heath Slater
Joe: I feel pretty comfortable in Rezar’s chances of taking out Heath Slater. I know Slater has boxing experience, but he won Golden Gloves in West Virginia, so I’m guessing he didn’t have a sober opponent until at least the semifinals, and even in the finals, I doubt his opponent was literate. What I’m saying is that I’m not buying too much into his boxing credentials. They’re better than nothing, but considering Rezar has professional fights on his record, I don’t think he’s going to have much issue with the One Man Band. What are your thoughts?


Jonah: Since when does being literate make you a good fighter? There’s plenty of boxers and MMA fighters who can’t read this article but can murder people with their fists. I do believe that Rezar is the favorite in this fight, but Slater’s no chump. He could stick and move and pull off an upset. Rezar’s the favorite but so was Dr. Death and we all know how that turned out.


Joe: Well, it is true that Floyd Mayweather can’t read, but it’s also true that West Virginia is not known for their acceptance of science, so I have to assume this includes the sweet science. Rezar knows every aspect of fighting and was good enough to do it on a professional level. Golden Gloves sounds nice, and it’s certainly better than nothing, but Rezar can win this with his hands or with takedowns as he’s simply going to overwhelm Slater in this matchup.


Jonah: Health Slater is Bart Gunn and he’s ready to swing for the fences. Should Rezar win? Yeah, better takedowns, and possibly better hands. I mean I can’t really argue that Rezar is a better all around fighter, but things get weird in shoot fighting. There are crazy upsets in the UFC, so having some weird upsets in pretty amateur wrestling and boxing shoot fights isn’t unheard of.


Joe: There are upsets in the UFC, but Heath Slater beating Rezar would like me beating up a Bellator fighter. I love me some me, but my only hope is to run away from them long enough to die of exhaustion. Not a strategy that Slater will be able to deploy in a three-minute fight. So yeah, Rezar puts a beating on Heath, and he does it in front of all of his kids.


Jonah: That strategy would work against at least two Bellator fighters that I can think of off the top of my head, so maybe not the best analogy. Rezar should win and does, but old Slater slips a few punches in.

Quarterfinals

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