This week was by far the biggest episode in our short history, and we likely won't top it anytime soon. Jonah spent nearly an hour and a half with Chris Kluwe, former Minnesota Vikings Punter, and current renaissance man. This week we have the nuts and bolts of football life, and next week we talk more about his interesting personal life. Since we were talking with Kluwe, it seemed a good time to break down special teams players, and my notes on all of those guys are below.
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Los Angeles Wildcats
Long Snapper Ryan Navarro - Oregon State long snapper.
Kicker Nick Novak - Maryland kicker who hit less than 75% of his attempts in college. He’s bounced around the NFL, but is now 38 years old, including three stints with the Chargers, but that just means that the Nate Kaeding Curse is triple on him. He’s an avid backgammon player.
Punter Colton Schmidt - UC Davis Punter and played five years for the Bills where he averaged over 44 yards per punt and was in the NFL last year. I think he may be the best special teamer out there.
St. Louis Battlehawks
Punter Jack Fox - A punter out of Rice that was unable to make the Chiefs roster this year. Averaged over 43 yards per punt in college and a very impressive 45.4 his senior year. He also ran for five yards and threw a 17-yard completion. His name means Sly Masturbator.
Kicker Elliott Fry - Only 75% accurate at South Carolina but hit all but one extra point attempt. He was the final cut in the Bears kicker job, not sure if that’s impressive or an indictment on his abilities. 1 solo tackle his senior year, and he is the most accurate kicker in AAF history, going 14-14 on his attempts.
Long Snapper John Wirtel - Once recovered a fumble while at Kansas.
Houston Roughnecks
Punter Austin Rehkow - I know Jonah’s going to wax poetically about Rehkow, so my big question is how does a man miss so many extra points? He missed five of those college chip shots in his career. And how did he hold onto his job after failing to make 60% of his field goals in his first two years? He did hit over 85% his last two years. Good punting average.
Long Snapper Colton Taylor - Has some trick shot snaps.
Tampa Vipers
Kicker Matthew Wright - Hit 85% of his field goal attempts his senior year, but only 77% accurate through his career at UCF. Had two tackles, one of which was a solo tackle.
Long Snapper Nick Moore - Former minor league baseball player who was good enough to be one of the long snappers selected to the Senior Bowl last year. Already 27 years old.
Kicker Andrew Franks - He’s a Biomedical Engineer that attended Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute. Hit nearly 80% of his field goal attempts over two years with the Dolphins but has been out of the league for three years now.
Punter Jake Schum - Started his career at Buffalo State, tried to join the nWo, aka Buffalo, but was denied by the Buffalo Bulls. Then, he walked on, and they wouldn’t let him punt and made him a wide receiver. After a year of that, he had finally gone through his hazing and became the punter. Somehow, he took his college average of 38 yards per punt, which is pretty bad and became the Buccaneers punter where he averaged nearly 42 yards per punt, and then got over 43 yards in 2016 with the Packers. STEROIDS??????
Dallas Renegades
Punter Drew Galitz - Averaged 42 yards per punt during his career at Baylor.
Long Snapper Colin Holba - Sixth round pick by the Steelers after a snappy career at Louisville. Also of note, he was his high school’s valedictorian. He didn’t make the Steelers but was picked up by the Jaguars when their snapper got injured, and the same thing happened with the 49ers so he actually played two games during the 2019 season, which likely makes him the only player in the XFL that played in the current NFL season.
Kicker Austin MacGinnis - Kentucky Kicker who hit just under 80% of his field goal attempts in college. He did make 3 solo tackles his senior year and in his junior year, he even had a reception. It was for negative ten yards, so I’m guessing that isn’t how that play was drawn up.
Seattle Dragons
Long Snapper Noah Borden - After failing as a linebacker, he became a linebacker for Hawaii.
Kicker Greg Joseph - FAU Kicker who is part of Jonah’s chosen people. Of course, those people killed my lord, so I believe his success will determine what is the one true religion. He didn’t even hit 70% of his kicks in college so not a great sign for his future success.
Punter Brock Miller - Southern Utah Punter who is only 5’11” which seems fairly short for a punter. That is why I’ll be rooting for him.
DC Defenders
Punter Hunter Niswander - Three-year starter at Northwestern where only made one tackle but finally made it up to 43 yards per punt in his senior year. Fun fact, his first name rhymes with Punter.
New York Guardians
Long Snapper Scott Daly - He almost made the Cowboys after a career at Notre Dame.