The WWE Is Ruining... Shane McMahon

As a pro wrestling fan, it is a part of our identity to always know how to utilize wrestlers better than the WWE. If WWE would just give me, random WWE fan, a job a the company, ratings would immediately rise to the levels of the Monday Night Wars, despite how television ratings have changed as a whole over the last 20 years. But until that happens, WWE will continue ruining our favorite wrestlers, and that is why it is time to point out the error in their ways. Because of WWE's incompetence, I am literally going to pick a wrestler at random and point out how they could be better utilized, because WWE is ruining everyone in one way or another.

Today, we look at the greatest in-ring competitor in the McMahon family, Shane McMahon.

Shane McMahon became beloved for taking risks that few full-time wrestlers were willing to take. He really liked to jump off really high things into a mildly hard surface with a crash pad underneath. As someone who is scared of heights, good on him for those moves, but this infinite love that the WWE has for him is a little over the top for my tastes.

Nowhere was this more evident than his return to the WWE. After a seven-year hiatus, he came back to one of the biggest pops of the year. There are very few guys you can imagine getting that sort of pop, but people really missed Shane McMahon. He used that goodwill to lose to The Undertaker at WrestleMania which means he would not be able to take over Raw, but much like a parent whose kid didn't get into an Ivy League school, Vince McMahon gave him the cool present anyway to help out with his self-esteem.

He's been in many stupid things that I would like to forget, but him somehow beating up Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens and just being the most badass guy on the show is not the best look for the spoiled son of the boss. Needless to say, nobody misses Shane McMahon anymore.

Currently, he is in a tag team with The Miz where they immediately beat Sheamus and Cesaro. Oh God, I just remembered that he inserted himself into the Best in the World tournament after the Finals had already started. Oh wow, that was some stupid shit, yet still not as stupid as him beating my two favorite wrestlers Sami Zayn and Cesaro in his last two feuds. God, they couldn't come up with a better plan for me to hate someone than give this push to Shane McMahon.

So how to "fix" Shane McMahon? Let his old sweaty ass finally get some comeuppance. I mean, it's a pretty easy story to sell. Shane McMahon is the boss. Who the fuck cheers for the boss? Who sees a beaten down employee finally rise up to take on his boss and cheers for the boss to beat him back down? Have Shane McMahon not only lose but get his ass kicked. Shit, don't just let The Miz beat his ass. Have Miz's Dad beat his ass. Have a tag team match where the Mizanins beat the ever living shit out of the McMahons. That is a good use of Shane McMahon.

After that, have Kevin Owens powerbomb him onto the apron of the ring and have him out for a year. When he comes back, he can attack Sami Zayn from behind, and Sami Zayn laughs as Shane McMahon delivers the worst punches in wrestling, and then beats the ever living shit out of him. Then have Cesaro do this to him.

And if they can't do that, just get his sweaty ass off television; it's seriously uncomfortable to watch.

Other Wrestlers WWE Is Ruining
Alicia Fox
Andrade "Cien" Almas
Apollo Crews
Bayley
Big E
Bobby Lashley
Bobby Roode
Charlotte Flair
Curt Hawkins
Dana Brooke
Dash Wilder
Ember Moon
Goldust
Jey Uso
Jimmy Uso
Jinder Mahal
Kane
Karl Anderson
Killian Dain
Kofi Kingston
Luke Gallows
Mickie James
Mojo Rawley
Nia Jax
Peyton Royce
Randy Orton
Scott Dawson
Shinsuke Nakamura
Tyler Breeze
Zack Ryder