The WWE Is Ruining... Curtis Axel

Curtis Axel is the most perplexing wrestler that I have wrote about in this series. He's totally fine, but that is the totality of him. There is absolutely nothing that stands out about him as a wrestler. He's got decent size, but he's not big. He's fine in the ring, but he's not putting on great matches or botching much of anything. He has said words on a microphone, but I can't recall a single one of them. So, how is the WWE ruining him? Let's see if any other organization can do better.

Ring of Honor - My first thought was to make him the third member of "The Boys," but I don't think he quite has that twink body they are looking for in Dalton Castle's stable. I guess he could join Villain Enterprises and be the member that goofs everything up, but that's probably his ceiling.

New Japan Pro Wrestling - Let's have him join The Bullet Club, and then...he becomes the least interesting guy in the Bullet Club. I guess he'd be a good partner for Bad Luck Fale when they want Roppongi 3K to join the heavyweight tag division by beating guys way bigger than them. I do not see a title in his future.

Lucha Underground - Gets in a feud with Famous B over the love of Beautiful Brenda. Famous B tricks him by putting a member of the Rabbit Tribe in Beautiful Brenda's clothes, and they live hoppily ever after. Wow, this one has the most potential so far.

All Elite Wrestling - Is this Cody's dream opponent? No, it is not. I guess put him in a triple threat match with Jimmy Havoc and Joey Janela and just have them beat the hell out of each other. I would watch that, but I can't really see it leading to anything else as his future is likely in the Over-the-Budget Battle Royal.

Impact Wrestling - This is where I have to admit that I don't actually watch Impact, but I do know they have some talented guys that Curtis Axel won't fit in with. So, quickly scan of their roster, and I've decided to have him join the Desi Hit Squad.

WWE - It's not that he's bad; it's just that the WWE is SO stocked with talent that I can't really justify pushing a guy who is just good, not great. I mean, ideally, he could put on a wig and take Tamina or Natalya's role on the show as he's versatile enough to be an intimidating lady force or a third generation superstar who just keeps reminding you how important their Dad is.

I got nothing, can't blame the WWE on this one.

Other Wrestlers WWE Is Ruining
Alicia Fox
Andrade "Cien" Almas
Apollo Crews
Bayley
Big E
Big Show
Bobby Lashley
Bobby Roode
Carmella
Chad Gable

Charlotte Flair
Curt Hawkins
Dana Brooke
Dash Wilder
Ember Moon
Epico

Goldust
Jey Uso
Jimmy Uso
Jinder Mahal
Kane
Karl Anderson
Killian Dain
Kofi Kingston
Luke Gallows
Mickie James
Mojo Rawley
Nia Jax
Peyton Royce
Primo

Randy Orton

Rusev
Scott Dawson
Shane McMahon
Shinsuke Nakamura
Tyler Breeze

Zack Ryder