Tuesday, March 12, 2019

The WWE Is Ruining... The Shining Stars (of Puerto Rico)

If there is one thing the WWE knows how to do, it is ruin talent, especially talent that is not white Americans. The second you bring in any sort of ethnicity, that becomes your entire being, and in the words of Carlito, "That's not cool." Speaking of Carlito Caribbean Cool, let's take a look at how the WWE is ruining his brother and cousin, The Shining Stars, Primo and Epico.

If you can name the most important thing the Shining Stars have done in their WWE career, you are a better man than I. I just remember they really liked Puerto Rico. Before that, they were matadors who had a bull and had really fun six man tag matches. I would guess they won the tag titles twice, because the tag titles have been passed around to just about everyone outside The Ascension.

Checking Wikipedia, it appears that I was close. Primo has won three tag titles, and Epico has won the titles once, since Primo twice won them with Carlito. That averages out to two tag titles for the pair. I know my Shining Stars trivia quite well, because they really haven't done much else that I forgot to mention outside of most recently being known as The Colons, but that is a very bad tag team name. In fact, that is a bad name for anything.

So, first off, to save the Shining Stars is to make their time shares in Puerto Rico real. Why couldn't the WWE purchase a property in Puerto Rico and give away week stays every week on Raw? Wouldn't that be awesome? I mean, who wouldn't cheer for The Shining Stars if it meant that they might get a free stay in Puerto Rico? I have heard it is beautiful there.

As for the wrestling side of things? It's Primo and Epico; it's not like they're going to set the world on fire. If you want to make them transitional champions until The Undisputed Era takes the belts, cool. But who needs titles when you have a timeshare on the beautiful beaches of Puerto Rico?

Other Wrestlers WWE Is Ruining
Alicia Fox
Andrade "Cien" Almas
Apollo Crews
Bayley
Big E
Big Show

Bobby Lashley
Bobby Roode
Carmella

Chad Gable

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