Showing posts with label Steve Cutler. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Steve Cutler. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 8, 2020

WWE Is Ruining... The Forgotten Sons

The Forgotten Sons were surprisingly pushed to the main roster and immediately found themselves in the tag title picture. Then Jaxson Ryker decided to share his political beliefs. The problem with Ryker sharing his political beliefs isn't totally that they're dumb as dog shit; it's that he's not talented enough to share his political opinions. You've got to have a little more clout and actual in-ring talent to share something out of the ordinary. Since that point, they have been off television, so here's the first step. Just release Jaxson Ryker. He sucks way more than a lot of the talent released, so just dump his ass and turn the tag team back into a two-person tag team.

After that, let Wesley Blake reclaim the greatest catchphrase that NXT house shows have ever seen, "Garbage." Just let this man exaggeratedly call everything garbage, and then print the damn money.

Let Steve Cutler play the straight man. Change their name to The Garbage Sons, and they can refer to their former teammate as White Trash.

Boom, you got yourselves a viable tag team now. 


Other Wrestlers WWE Is Ruining
Aiden English
AJ Styles
Brock Lesnar
Buddy Murphy
Carmella
Cesaro
Chad Gable

Saturday, June 22, 2019

The Ultimate NXT Draft: Picks 51-60

We have already knocked out the first 50 picks, and I feel it's an interesting process for any NXT fan. I'm going to admit, this is probably the point where it gets weird. If you are a diehard, these next 84 picks are really going to be for you, but you only need to worry about the next 10 for now where I get so desperate that I take a manager.

51. Jonah selects Mansoor
Jonah: Mansoor is a good wrestler and he’s Saudi Arabian. That means he has a guaranteed job for the next few years. He just won a 51 man battle royal, and he’s going to continue to be able to actually show his skills so he can get a big win once or twice a year for that sweet sweet blood money.

Joe: Mansoor is fine at this range. Jonah had an unfair advantage by actually watching Super Showdown so I just found out that he won the Battle Royal. Good for him.

52. Joe selects Reina Gonzalez
Joe: It took me a long time before I took another female competitor as Jonah was reaching for every lady he could get his grubby paws on, but I’m a little more selective in my choices, so I waited until the time was right to strike. Fittingly, that describes Reina Gonzalez who is a former basketball player who is working on turning herself into a female Stan Hansen. I’m hoping she’s saving the debut of a jaw full of Copenhagen for the main roster.

Jonah: Reaching? Psssshhhh. Gonzalez is tall and has been pretty good in the limited amount of times I’ve seen her in the ring. If she does get a fat dip in her lip, she’ll be a much higher pick in the redraft by me, because that’s something I can respect.

53. Joe selects DJZ/Joaquin Wilde
Joe: While Jonah tried to corner the market on every ovary available, I went with every Indy darling available. DJZ had made quite a name for himself without the WWE, so it’ll be fun to see what he can do within the system.

Jonah: I’m not sure if I would call DJZ/Joaquin Wilde an indy darling. He was in TNA for the past seven years. He’s a good wrestler, but he’s a 205 Live guy for sure. Like I said he’s good in the ring, so not a bad choice here.

Joe: The man won the Todd Pettingill Invitational, so yeah, I’d say he’s got plenty of indy street cred. (Full disclosure: I biffed my analysis on this one. DJZ probably got mentioned on like one episode of The Art of Wrestling, and I was convinced he was an Indy guy, whoopsies)

54. Jonah selects Steve Cutler
Jonah: Steve Cutler has been around forever. He’s also a former marine and I mark for the armed forces. He’s actually a good wrestler with decent size and a decent look, he just needs a gimmick to get over. Luckily I have the perfect gimmick for him. Inspired by Steve Adamle’s call of ‘The Cutler did it” turn him into Steve “The Butler” Cutler. Instant World Champ.

Joe: There are only so many ways to say that one of Jonah’s picks are fine, so I’m just going to copy and paste from Wikipedia, “Steve Cutler (born 28 July 1960) is an Australian former state and national representative rugby union player who represented Australia in 40 test matches between 1982 and 1991.[1] He is a former senior vice president and chief operating officer of Kendle International, an international contract research organization. He previously worked as head of global project management for Quintiles.” To recap, he’s almost 60 years old, and Wesley Blake only tags with Australians.

55. Jonah selects Xia Li
Jonah: I keep it international, so I want Xia Li the first Chinese women’s wrestler in the WWE. She was talented enough to get a spot in the 2019 Women’s Royal Rumble and I expect her to get a lot more TV time soon.

Joe: Xia Li is so bad in the ring that I didn’t take Karen Q, because I couldn’t remember which one I really didn’t like. She wasn’t talented enough to make the Royal Rumble, she was Chinese enough, like Tian Bing before her, it’s not exactly a sign of great success.

56. Joe selects Humberto Carrillo
Joe: Good looking guy who is good in the ring, with a 100% chance that his name is shortened to Carrillo in the next year.

Jonah: Carrillo is a pretty handsome dude who is a good wrestler. Not sure if he’ll do anything noteworthy in NXT, but he should be able to carve out a good spot for himself on 205 Live.

57. Joe selects Robert Strauss
Joe: The former Robbie E has been hanging with my Australian duo on the Florida house show loop, but this is a guy with a good look who can talk, so the WWE has a lot of different options with him.

Jonah: Look I hate anyone who even has a gimmick associated with the Jersey Shore. He does have a good look and he can talk, but I have an unnatural hate of him so enjoy Joe.

58.Jonah selects Jessamyn Duke
Jonah: Duke was a pretty good MMA prospect before she started training with Ronda Rousey. Still, that athleticism and amateur background should help her make the transition to professional wrestling. Hopefully Rousey can help her with the trash talking and professional wrestling, and I felt like I needed the other Horsewomen since I took Baszler earlier.

Joe: The most positive thing I can say about Jessamyn Duke is that she’s not as bad as your next pick.

59. Jonah selects Marina Shafir
Jonah: Shafir is the other Horsewoman I needed to have three of the four. She is good at Judo and armbars like her buddy Rousey, so hopefully that translates into her being skilled at professional wrestling as well. She’s also married to Roderick Strong, so I assume she’s awesome at backbreakers too.

Joe: The nicest thing I can say about Marina Shafir is...

60. Joe selects Malcolm Bivens
Joe: The man formerly known as Stokely Hathaway was one of the most surprising signings the WWE made, but it’s not due to lack of talent, it’s what that talent is. Bivens is a manager, plain and simple. He can take a bump, but he is out there to stir up heat, and he does it incredibly well. Outside of Paul Heyman, the WWE has made managers an endangered species, but this is a guy who has the talent to bring it back. He can compel a crowd, and he will quickly become a guy that you love to hate.

Jonah: I love managers, but just couldn’t see myself taking one this early. I hope the WWE actually uses him because there’s so much talent on the roster, but not everyone can talk. Based on his name I assume he’s a big fan of Bel Biv Davoe which also makes him awesome.

Previously in the NXT Draft:
Picks 1-10

Thursday, January 10, 2019

The Ultimate NXT Draft Review: 62-73

In June of 2016, so now nearly two and a half years ago, Lukewarm Jonah and I got together to do an NXT Fantasy Draft. We are going to focus on the NXT roster as the transition from NXT to the main roster or just the progression within NXT provides some fascinating talking points. Although we did a fairly good job, there were definitely some big time misses and some amazing steals. We've already broken down the first 61, so we will finally close it out by going over the last twelve selections.


62-63. Joe selects Mada and Steve Cutler
Jonah: Mada looked cool as hell and apparently trained Jason Mamoa, sadly he was released.  Steve Cutler is in the Forgotten Sons. He was an NXT jobber forever, and is recently seeing some success as a member of the new group.  He’s a veteran, and as I mentioned I’m a huge mark for vets. He’s on NXT TV and actually winning matches since he’s a Forgotten Son, so he does have some potential going forward.


Joe: Jay got all of the attention, and nobody paid any mind to Lil’ Stevie. He truly was the Forgotten Son.

64-65. Jonah selects Babatunde Aiyegbusi and Carolyn Dunning
Joe: I’m going to go out on a limb and say Carolyn Dunning is no longer with the WWE since she hasn’t had a match in nearly three years since being signed. That is bad, but Babatunde Aiyegbusi is good. He is 6’10” and he can move fairly well. He doesn’t have a wide array of an offensive moveset, but he’s gigantic and competent. They have really slow played his development as he has been hitting up the house show scene for over two years without making his NXT debut, and I would guess that he will make a huge impact in 2019. I haven’t seen a ton of charisma, but he shows flashes, and at that size, he’s pretty much guaranteed to make the main roster.


Jonah: Carolyn Dunning is just patiently waiting for a track to explode on, but yeah she’s probably no longer employed.  I had actually heard of Babatunde since he was signed to the Minnesota Vikings the year before he went into wrestling. I knew he was a physical freak, which is a good thing in the WWE.  He has already made his main roster debut as the highlight of The Greatest Royal Rumble. Lio Rush also used to ride around on his shoulders, and that’s a gimmick that would get over anywhere.

66-67. Joe selects Terrance Jean-Jacques and Danielle Kamella
Jonah: So Terrance Jean-Jacques is a former Iowa wrestler and he beat his pregnant girlfriend and was released.  As I learn that the WWE takes domestic violence more seriously than many other sports, he’s a MMA fighter these days.  Danielle Kamella is Vanessa Borne who is an NXT wrestler with a character who is on TV. She mostly loses, but nice pick here to get a wrestler who is still developing.


Joe: This was my worst round of the draft. Vanessa Borne might be interesting, not even touching TJJ.

68-69. Jonah selects Jerome Turner and Bianca Blair
Joe: Jerome Turner has never had a match, so I’ll assume he’s done wrestling. Bianca Belair might be the second best pick in this entire draft, as she is UN-DUH-FEA-TED and totally awesome. She’s also married to Montez Ford which makes them the couple that the WWE wished John Cena and Nikki Bella were. She’s fantastic in the ring; she’s fantastic on the mic; she’s just fantastic, and the WWE will have to really try to mess up her career.


Jonah: Jerome Turner is just putting in the work at the Performance Center, waiting to be unleashed.  Bianca Belair is un duh fea ted, and that is a fact. She’s a physical marvel in the ring and she has great charisma.  She should be a future star especially if she’s whipping fools with her braid.

70-71. Joe selects Adrian Jaoude and Nikola Bogojevic
Jonah: Adrian Jaoude is Caesar Bononi’s tag team partner, so you’ve reunited this team.  He’s a BJJ practitioner, and gets on TV. He was also 8-3 in MMA, with his last fight being a loss to Roy Nelson which seems like a size mismatch.  He’s also 41, so he needs to get called up on the quick. Nikola Bogojevic is the other half of Heavy Machinery so way to reunite them as well. Big dude, can do the worm, good enough in the ring, and the charismatic one of the tag team.  Heavy Machinery would have a nice jump in the redraft, while Jaoude is picked before all the people who retired.


Joe: HOW DARE YOU CONFUSE ADRIAN JAOUDE AND ANTOINE JAOUDE. Antoine is over the hill, but Adrian is a spry 37 so has plenty of time to reach his full potential. There is some hope for Jaoude as he and Bononi have occasionally been hanging around Taynara Conti, so they could create a formidable stable. I still definitely could have done better. Through the main roster and NXT draft, I loaded up on talented ladies and thought I was full of them which caused me to miss out on Bianca Belair and Jonah’s last pick.


But at least I didn’t let Otis Dozovic slip through my fingers. I still don’t think Dozer has a high ceiling, as even with his charisma, it’s more goofy than important. Basically, I think he’s George “The Animal” Steele. That’s a hell of a career, but I don’t really see the guy challenging for world titles.


Jonah: What is A. Jaoude the John Anderson of Brazil?  Sorry to mix up your guys Joe, clearly he’s very important.

72-73. Jonah selects Macey Estrella and ZZ Loupe
Joe: I think what this shows is that WWE is super fucking good at finding and signing talent. Macey Estrella is now Lacey Evans and may have debuted by the time this is published. She was nearly the last pick in the draft, because all I knew was that she was a tall blonde lady. I’m not the biggest Evans fan, but she definitely has enough talent to last on the main roster for quite a while, so good for her.


At least I knew that ZZ had no future in wrestling as he sucked on Tough Enough and apparently sucked after Tough Enough as he got released before he could shit the bed in front of an audience.


Jonah: Lacey Evans is a good female wrestler who is main roster bound.  She’s pretty, jacked, and has an original character. It should work. It’s kind of hard to not end up with the worst wrestler when you have the last pick in the draft, but ZZ had some show on the WWE Network for awhile, so at least he was on TV.

Previous Installments:
Picks 1-10

Picks 11-20

Picks 21-30

Picks 31-40

Picks 41-51

Picks 52-61

Monday, December 18, 2017

The 2018 Breakout Stars of NXT

Despite another year of losing a ton of incredible talent, NXT remains fairly strong going into 2018. You've got plenty of Indy darlings like Aleister Black, Johnny Gargano, and The Undisputed Era (featuring Adam Cole, bay bay). WWE also has home grown guys with Street Profits, Lars Sullivan, and Heavy Machinery. It's a place where you're always bummed about guys leaving, but there is always enough to keep you excited about the future. And I have some picks for 2018 that will help that future become even brighter.

Why should you listen to me? Well, last year, I absolutely nailed this list. Akira Tozawa won the 205 Title, Mandy Rose made it to  Raw, Patrick Clark went from weird dude to totally beloved, Montez Ford is one half of one of the hottest tag teams on NXT, and Andrade "Cien" Almas is NXT Champion. Like, I don't know if that can possibly be topped. So instead of going with the method used last year, I'm going to take bigger risks and go even more obscure for my picks for 2018.

Babatunde Aiyegbusi
As you can probably tell, Babatunde has not gotten his NXT friendly name yet, although just shortening it to Babatunde is definitely an option. This dude is massive. How massive?
He's so massive that he took Brock Lesnar's jersey number with the Vikings. Dude is 6'10" and 350 pounds, and in WWE terms, that means he's over 7 feet tall and well over 400 pounds. I have seen him a few times, and he moves well for a man his size. Also, they are starting to experiment with his character which means he should get the chance to debut in 2018. And with his size, he will definitely make an impact.

Wesley Blake and Steve Cutler
You remember Wesley Blake from his time as a tag team champion with Buddy Murphy. You remember Steve Cutler from losing a lot. But together they are a couple tough biker types, but that's not important. What is important is that Wesley Blake calls everything garbage, and the whole world is going to learn to love it. He's done it at various house shows, and it will be as over as a Tye Dillinger "Ten" chant. In relatively safe matches, they have shown good teamwork which makes me think the wrestling acumen is there enough for them to be an interesting tag team in the next year with a 100% chance of them feuding with Street Profits.

Demitrius Bronson
My darkest of dark horses, and that is not meant to be a racial thing. I have never even seen Bronson wrestle in person as I think his only action came in a squash match against Heavy Machinery. Bronson is a former running back who has now transitioned into the world of professional wrestling. I am judging him off nothing more than giving a really fun promo at an NXT house show in Largo where he had the whole crowd singing "Ooh yeah" at everything he said. I don't know how to express how fun the "Ooh yeah" was, so you're just going to have to trust me on it. As I said, I have no idea where he is wrestling wise, or really anything outside of a fun promo, so it could turn out to be a 2019 pick, but I hope he's given the opportunity to make an impact in 2018. Also, fun fact, the photo above is from his LinkedIn profile.

Dan Matha
Dan Matha actually made his NXT debut. Remember these vignettes?

It seemed like he was being positioned to be a destroyer of worlds who would come in and overwhelm the talent at NXT. Then he debuted and...

...well, that didn't go as planned. But Samoa Joe is gone from NXT, and although Matha has not made an appearance for over a year, he is still a massive dude, and when I saw him in person this past weekend, he showed some charisma and wrestling skills in his match against Danny Burch. I don't think they are going to be looking to do anything with him anytime soon with Lars Sullivan taking the position of bald white monster currently, but WWE will always find a spot for a guy with Matha's attributes.

Zelina Vega
The least dark horsiest of any of my picks, but I needed to pick a lady, and Zelina Vega, although obvious, was really the only reasonable choice. She has a strong history in wrestling, and she has already shown a ton of charisma as the manager for Andrade "Cien" Almas, so it's just a matter of her transitioning from manager to wrestler. When you look at the women's roster, you have some options like Nikki Cross or Peyton Royce, but it wouldn't be too surprising to see Ember Moon hold the title for a while before eventually being knocked off by Vega. Even if Vega doesn't win the title this year, she will surely make an impact on the division and is a no brainer for a huge year in 2018.