Wednesday, February 1, 2012

It's Great To Have A Girlfriend

Last night I had some work to do, and my girlfriend had places she needed to be.
She decided that we could just spend the night apart.
I knew she would probably be out late.
I told my girlfriend I needed to see her.
She thought it was because I wanted to spend time with her.
I had ulterior motives.
She decided that she had a great boyfriend and she'd just meet me at her place when she was done.
I really just want to go over to her place to watch the Monday Night Raw that was DVR'd.
My plan worked to perfection.

This is why it is great to have a girlfriend.

I really hope she doesn't read this.

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