Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Jack Link's Jerky Chew Is The Best

I am a man who enjoys the simpler things in life. There is nothing more simply awesome than Jack Link's Jerky Chew. I know most people think that jerky chew is totally lame, but these people are morons, as jerky chew is probably the most underrated thing in this world. What person doesn't love beef jerky? If you are near anyone who says they don't love beef jerky, please report this person to Homeland Security as they are clearly a terrorist.

Now that we have gotten rid of all of the terrorists, we are all in agreement that beef jerky is freaking awesome. The only issue is that you run out because it is so awesome and you have to eat it as quickly as possible, because no human can stop themselves from that delicious goodness. This is where jerky chew comes in as a single dip can last you a good hour. Imagine an hour of having beef jerky flavor in your mouth. Folks, that is the life I live with Jack Link's Jerky Chew.

Don't listen to the haters. When you bust out that can and start packing it in (and yes, you need to pack it, because packing a can is very manly looking if you do it correctly), they will make fun of you. They will turn their noses up at you, but do not worry. Just pop that dip in, and the haters will become jealous very quickly. Their tune will change quickly as they will also want some of that jerky goodness.

Also, much like people pair wines and cheeses together, I like to pair my Jack Link's Jerky Chew with an ice cold Natty Light on a warm summer day. There isn't a better combo in the world.

11 comments:

  1. totaly going to get this in the morning before work just because of this!! lol

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  2. I really liked the article until i read your beer of choice is natty light lol.

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    1. If you're going to have jerky chew, you gotta keep things cheap with a Natty Light. Don't knock it till you try it.

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  3. Nah man an ice cold Dr. Pepper with this stuff is like nothin in the world

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  4. I know people that have used jerry chew to help them quit dipping. With that reason alone it can't be too lame.

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    1. It's amazing people dip tobacco at all when this option is available.

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    1. You can be, Willimm. That's one of the greatest things about jerky chew.

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