How To Defend Against Two Guns

You ever find yourself where somebody takes you from behind and puts a gun to your head? It's probably not a big deal as it is fairly easy to handle one gunman, even if they are behind you. Any idiot can get out of that situation. BUT what if there is a second gunman who has a gun pointed at your belly. Well, shoot, that puts you in quite a pickle. But fear not, as you are about to learn how to handle these two assailants without breaking a sweat.

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— Dumbass Martial Arts (@DumbassMA) February 7, 2018

So easy. Just smack the gun behind you into the man's shoulder blade. For some reason, he is going to shoot his gun into his own shoulder which will harm him, and you will be completely fine despite an explosion happening about six inches from your face. Also, before we move onto the second assailant, can I just say that I do not want to be assailant number one in this situation? That front bullet would tear through the woman and take out the guy behind her. This is not an effective kidnapping strategy.

Guy number two is my favorite part. You just push his hand forward, and all of a sudden, he is going to find his gun pointed at his friend's dick. Since it is very gay to shoot your friend's dick, this will cause him an existential crisis where he will freeze up and have no idea what to do.

While he is contemplating his own sexuality, it will be easy to disarm this man.

I know having two guns may seem like an insurmountable situation, but people forget that guns are like quarterbacks: If you have two, you really don't have one.