Yep, you just listen to music/sound/noise, and you get high. I guess I understand this phenomenon. Teenagers are always looking for ways to get messed up. They used to huff paint, then they started chugging bottles of Robitussin, and now we have i-Dosing. And although I never huffed paint or Robo-tripped, I felt like the world of Digital Drugs was something I needed to dive into.
Obviously, taking drugs is extremely dangerous, and I took that very seriously. Hence, I took the necessary precautions to ensure my safety. As opposed to doing this alone, I made sure that my brother's dog, Ollie, was there to watch over me. He was sleeping at the time, and he's only 18 pounds, but he does have a degree from Canine Craze, so I'm assuming that entailed at least some drug training. As always, safety first.
So what was it like?
I have to admit, I only lasted a couple minutes before I cut my experiment short. The noises were annoying; I'll give them that, but they had no affect on me. On the other hand, I looked over and Ollie looked confused as all hell. This may have been because it woke him up during his morning nap, or these digital drugs may have more affect on dogs. Since I didn't have a waiver signed by Ollie for this experiment, I had to cut things short. I would call my results inconclusive.
But could this be the future, and should we have seen this coming? The answer to both of those questions is a resounding yes. Since there is an artsy side to my rugged exterior, I am familiar with a futuristic documentary called Demolition Man. It is about one of the world's great heroes, John Spartan, as he saves the world from the evil Simon Phoenix. That's not what I want to focus on though; I want to focus on what sex looks like in the future.
Yep, this is basically exactly like digital drugs, only it's digital sex. It's finding a way to alter our brain waves to stimulate the mind. I wouldn't be so worried if this was the only sign that we are headed towards a Demolition Man future. Check out this scene for another look into our future.
And does anybody doubt that we are headed towards a future where Taco Bell is the only restaurant? They are currently able to offer four times the steak of other restaurants. The restaurant wars have begun, and my money isn't on Pizza Hut. If all restaurants are knocked out besides Taco Bell, we have to do everything in our powers to kill
I think John Spartan would agree that digital drugs are the lamest thing since sparkling vampires. We don't want a future with digital sex; we are men who enjoy boning, aka the wild mamba, aka the hunka chunka. I know you digital world pussies are concerned about being destroyed by Simon Phoenix, but don't worry, me and John Spartan will be around to pleasure your women and save the day.
P.S. West Coast Dance.