National Boss Day? Isn't every day National Boss Day? They're the goddamned boss for Christ's sake. And you know who invented this? The biggest asshole in the world. I don't know exactly what his name is, but this guy must have been a boss of people, and he must have been such a self-important shitbag that he thought there should be a day to honor his contributions. A day where, finally, the people below him would have a chance to show him how great he truly is.
Oh, christ. I just looked it up, and somehow it is even worse than I thought. A woman created National Boss Day, and her boss was her father. What an awful piece of shit. Then Hallmark got a hold of it, and the rest is history.
So do not celebrate National Boss Day. It's ridiculous and stupid, and we would all be better without it.