Monday, October 19, 2015

National Boss Day - The Most Ridiculous Holiday Ever

Did you know that last Friday was National Boss Day? Hopefully you didn't, because that means that you avoided the most trash holiday ever invented. Now I understand that all holidays are just creations, but this one is the absolute bottom of the barrel shit-soaked holiday that anyone could ever create.

National Boss Day? Isn't every day National Boss Day? They're the goddamned boss for Christ's sake. And you know who invented this? The biggest asshole in the world. I don't know exactly what his name is, but this guy must have been a boss of people, and he must have been such a self-important shitbag that he thought there should be a day to honor his contributions. A day where, finally, the people below him would have a chance to show him how great he truly is.

Oh, christ. I just looked it up, and somehow it is even worse than I thought. A woman created National Boss Day, and her boss was her father. What an awful piece of shit. Then Hallmark got a hold of it, and the rest is history.

So do not celebrate National Boss Day. It's ridiculous and stupid, and we would all be better without it.


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