Monday, January 3, 2011

Lexus Owners Are Awful Parents

As I was catching up on The Millionaire Matchmaker (don't judge me), I saw a commercial that really irritated me.  I've seen it about 150 times, so I'm sure you've seen it too.  A Dad brings his daughter to a tree farm to get a Christmas tree.  Here is the commercial for any of you who are not familiar with this abomination.

So there they are, at the tree farm, and this little girl is desperate for a Christmas tree.  She keeps asking if they can get this one, or that one, or the other one.  When I first saw this, I thought this Dad was going to be awesome and get her a really kickass Christmas tree.  I was overcome with sadness when this exchange happens:

Little Girl:  This one?
Asshole Dad:  Still not big enough.
Little Girl;  But it's the biggest one here.

Then, we jump forward and realize that he did not purchase a Christmas tree, but instead bought his wife a Lexus.  Think about this for a second.  This piece of shit father dragged his little girl to the Christmas Tree farm in the middle of winter, made her freeze her ass off, because she was under the impression that her prick of a Dad would actually get her a fucking Christmas tree.  But no, he just taunts his daughter every time she sees a tree that she wants.  Seriously, look at how sad she is:
What a dick.  He could probably make it up to his daughter if he got her an awesome Christmas present, but he decides against that.  Instead, he uses the money he saved on not purchasing a Christmas tree or anything for his daughter so he can get a Lexus for his wife.  He probably still could have gotten his daughter some decent presents, but he decided to buy lights for his wife to decorate, and an ridiculously large bow for the Lexus. 

So congratulations you awful pieces of shit.  You may have a new Lexus in the family, but child services will be taking away your child within the week.

They gained a car and lost a daughter.  Come to think of it, these Lexus owners might be onto something.  Like they always say, assholes finish first.


P.S.  Things that pissed me off about this commercial that I was unable to work into this post:
1.  They already had a goddamned Christmas tree growing in their yard.
2.  His wife was decorating with lights on Christmas morning.  It's a little late for that, you Lexus driving piece of shit.

P.P.S.  The Space Jam website is still in tact from 1996, and it is AWESOME.

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