So Darren Young, WWE Superstar and one half of the Prime Time Players, came out of the closet and announced that he's gay. That alone is awesome. He felt comfortable enough in his work environment and to the world as a whole to come out of the closet. This is a very positive step for society as a whole. That news alone is very good. But how he did it makes it ten times better. Somebody from TMZ asked him about whether an openly gay wrestler could survive in the WWE, and he just started laughing. He then casually states, "Look at me. I'm a WWE Superstar, and to be honest with you, I'm gay, and I'm happy." He came out to the world, and he really didn't give a shit about it. It is who he is, and it's not a big deal to him at all. Even when the reporter tries to make a big deal out of him coming out, he downplays it as it is not that big of a deal.
While the reporter is going through all of his questions, Darren Young is trying to get away. He's not trying to answer a bunch of questions, because he doesn't care. He announced that he's gay, and now all he wants to do is get in his car and go to the hotel. This is no big press conference, this wasn't even really thought about. Somebody just asked him a question about whether gay wrestlers could survive in the WWE, and he simply answered that he's living proof that they can.
Finally, the reporter asked him about being a role model to other homosexuals in helping them feel comfortable coming out, and he casually said that he would like to do that, but there was something special in his honesty. He didn't plan on answering that question, but at the same time, anything he can do to be a positive role model is important to him. Since none of this was planned, every answer is unscripted and casual, and that is what makes it so awesome.
There is no way something like this could have happened in the past. I wish that all gay athletes could feel comfortable enough to come out like this. Just, "Yep, I'm gay, I'm happy, and I hope everybody else feels comfortable doing what makes them happy too. Have a good night."
This is great news, and it really doesn't change anything for me in watching him. Bravo to Darren Young., and I hope you achieve your dream of, "MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, MILLIONS OF DOLLARS..."
I am a man of sophistication, a man who is ultra smooth, but today, I will demonstrate how I am a man of style. While many men live drab lives and wear clothes that do nothing to hide that, I am the complete opposite. I am exotic, erotic, and it makes the ladies neurotic.
Nowhere is this more exemplified than in my choice of underwear. Do I wear tighty-whities? I'm in my pimpin' prime, so those simply will not do. Do I wear boxers? Come on, I'm a man, not a teenage boy. I have two choices when it comes to underwear, boxer briefs or nothing at all. I know the ladies are excited by the latter thought, and trust me ladies, it happens more than you imagine.
Imagine being me. I know you're all extremely excited at this proposition, but calm down and try to follow along. There I am, at the bar, commiserating with the lady that tickles my fancy. Since I am a master of seduction, we head somewhere private, probably back to her place since I doubt she is ready to experience the majesty of my air mattress.
When we get to her bedroom, she's excited, and who can blame her? I am probably the most amazing person she's ever met. When I drop trou and reveal my underwear, she realizes that every arrogant statement I made through the night is absolutely true. Every statement about how it is a privilege that I considered her for love-making that night. Every statement about the vigorous love I am going to make on her are all indisputable facts.
By that time, she’ll be so mentally convinced that it’s going to be great, you don’t even have to deliver physically (although being the quintessential male that I am; I like to deliver for the sport of it).
But exotic underwear isn't just beneficial in sexual conquests, it can be used in business as well. Whether you're applying for a job or trying to close that big deal, exotic underwear could be the difference between close but no cigar and getting the damn thing done.
In the 21st century, women have gained positions of power, and although many might think this is ludicrous, I am extremely excited as it will be easy for me to use this to my advantage. If a woman has gained a position of power, it probably means she's extremely professional and wants to be treated with the utmost respect. Hence, she'll probably be wearing something like this.
Some men would be intimidated by this, but I know that she's going to love me. I'm a sexy dude, and I have questionable morals, what's not to love? So there I am in a private meeting with a female in charge. It will be very difficult for her to not notice how good looking I am. Although I look great dressed up, she may try to press her luck and want to see what I look like dressed down. Now the pathetic losers out there that wear tighty-whities or ordinary boxers will get nervous when asked to strip down in the middle of a business meeting. Me? I'll just smile and give her the show of a lifetime.
I could strip down and reveal my bright pink boxer briefs, letting her know that I'm a man of passion and extreme confidence.
Maybe it's my clover underwear, which will not only make her realize how lucky she is right now, but also the good fortune that will come her way if we get this deal closed today.
Finally, it could be my glow in the dark underwear, which signifies that even when times are at their darkest, I'll be the guiding light to show them the way.
Any of these (or any of my other pairs) will be exactly what is necessary to get the job done when I am asked to strip down in a business setting. Although I have never actually been asked to strip down in a job interview or a meeting with another company, I am prepared for it, as well as any situation that may present itself.
Exotic Underwear: Perfect for the bedroom...and the boardroom.
-Joe
P.S. Surprisingly, when you look up exotic underwear on Google, most results talk about ladies underwear. I guess you learn something new everyday.
P.P.S. Iowa completed yet another undefeated Duals season on Sunday at Minnesota. Here is an awesome video that will awesome you to awesomeland:
