Showing posts with label Little League. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Little League. Show all posts

Thursday, July 12, 2018

The 47 Best Players from the 1998 Chicago Cubs - #25 Marc Pisciotta

25. Marc Pisciotta
Marc Pisciotta's baseball fame started well before he made the major leagues. In 1983, at age "12" he led East Marietta, Georgia to a Little League World Series. I put that age in quotation marks, because the dude was 6'2" at that age and blowing away everyone he faced. I know baseball loves to question the ages of people from Latin America, but the 70s and 80s were a crazy time in this country, and Pisciotta likely bought his entire team beers after the game.

Fast forward 14 years, and Pisciotta made his major league debut for the Cubs in 1997 where he pitched quite well out of the bullpen, accumulating a 3.18 ERA while throwing 28.1 innings. With that performance, he guaranteed himself a spot in the big league bullpen for 1998, and to start the year, he did not disappoint. He didn't allow a run in his first five appearances and carried a 1.53 ERA towards the end of April. He was taking high leverage innings and delivering when it mattered.

Unfortunately, April 30th became a turning point for Pisciotta as he was able to get Royce Clayton out before walking Delino DeShields. That led to Mark McGwire coming up and destroying a pitch and raising Pisciotta's ERA almost a full run in the process.

May was not kind to Pisciotta as even though he wasn't awful, he had a few bad outings that led to his ERA ending the month at 4.34. But just when it looked like the wheels might be falling off, he rebounded to put up a good June and lower his ERA to 3.70 at the end of the month. This made him arguably the Cubs third most effective reliever through the first half of the season.

But July started off poorly for Pisciotta. On July 4, he gave up a solo home run to Al Martin in an inning of work. On July 9, the Brewers were able to manufacture a run off a couple singles, a wild pitch, and a sacrifice fly off of Pisciotta, but Pisciotta pitched 1.2 innings, so it barely raised his ERA from 3.83 to 3.89. Pisciotta came in again on July 11 with an inherited runner and gave up an infield single to Jeff Cirillo before immediately being replaced. Cirillo would go on to score which would raise his ERA to a very average 4.09 in 44 innings of work.

Despite the Cubs getting some truly awful performances from their bullpen, this was enough for the Cubs to send Pisciotta to Triple-A Iowa to work on his pitching. And one particular decision was followed by an even more peculiar result. Pisciotta completely self-imploded at Iowa. He put up a 6.46 ERA in Des Moines, and obviously, that was not impressive enough for him to get another shot in Chicago.

The Cubs released him before the 1999 season and he signed with the Royals. He did pitching 8.1 innings in 1999 but gave up 8 runs and would never see the major leagues again, retiring from baseball in 2000.

Marc Pisciotta may be one of the most curious stories on this list. You could make the argument that he was the Cubs third best reliever that year, and yet he got sent down and was never able to pitch effectively again. Still, he manged to be an average reliever for the Cubs for over half a season, and compared to the other guys that I have already covered on this list, that makes him extraordinary.

Monday, July 31, 2017

A Spambot Wrote Something Better Than Shakespeare

You know the phrase, if you gave an infinite amount of monkeys an infinite amount of typewriters, eventually, they would recreate the works of Shakespeare. Well, this theory has now been tested in real life, as there are basically infinite spambots posting to infinite websites, and one of these has not only matched Shakespeare, but have far exceeded his works in just one single post. A spambot under the name of Judith Leighton produced this masterpiece that is so beautiful that I have to break it down line by line.

FOOTBALL
What a hook. I like football, so now I must read more. But at this point, if you think you have any idea where this is going, oh man, let me assure you that you have absolutely no idea.

Football is about the several major video game titles trialled around The united states involving NBA 
The beauty of this entire post is that it almost makes sense. Like, upon first read, you're kind of thinking that you read it wrong, but then you read it again, and it is most definitely the fault of the writer, in this case, a Spambot. Like football has video games, and it is around the United States, and it kind of involves basketball, because look at successful tight ends like Jimmy Graham and Antonio Gates. 

The game of basketball, NHL Handbags together with MLB Hockey.
The game of basketball being summed up as NHL Handbags combined with MLB Hockey may be the greatest diss a sport has ever received. It's not real NHL, it's handbag NHL, aka lady NHL, which is a bit sexist. And combining that with major league baseball players participating in hockey.

Your Country wide Footballing Category (NFL) is a specialized North american hockey group in addition to it’s made from thirty-two matchups.
And this is where shit goes off the rails. I really want to start referring to the NFL as "your countrywide footballing category." NFL players really are just a specialized hockey group; can't argue with that.

There are actually two people inside AMERICAN FOOTBAL,
God, I am so excited for you to find out the two people inside American football.

Indigenous Football Summit in addition to Us Little league Summit.
Ah yes, the famous two people, Indigenous Football and Little League Summit. You can't talk pigskin without bringing up these two, battling it out on the court, working to score a goal in the other's home plate purse. Beautiful stuff.

Right now sports is normally the most used activity in north america. The whole number of people of which joined in NFL mmorpgs with 2015 can be 19, 510, 312.
The first sentence shows that Judith clearly knows her sports. It is normally the most used activity. Abnormally, it will not be. But that second sentence has been the one that has really perplexed me. The number of people in the NFL can be 19, 510, or 312. Those are certainly all numbers, but outside of 19 being Joe Montana's number on the Kansas City Chiefs, I cannot think of any significance in the others. I looked up career interception and touchdown leaders, and it's close, but not quite right. Much like Shakespeare, it is impossible to fully understand everything.

Super Run will be the most-watched television plans around National history.
Well, this is something we can all agree on as I am already anticipating the next Super Run. It showed that she's a true sports observer and was the perfect way to end her post. Thank you, Judith Leighton, for trying to get me to click on weird internet sites and using a really bad translator system to do it. I appreciate everything about your post. And for my readers, here is that post in its entirety.

FOOTBALL Football is about the several major video game titles trialled around The united states involving NBA The game of basketball, NHL Handbags together with MLB Hockey. Your Country wide Footballing Category (NFL) is a specialized North american hockey group in addition to it’s made from thirty-two matchups. There are actually two people inside AMERICAN FOOTBAL, Indigenous Football Summit in addition to Us Little league Summit.
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Right now sports is normally the most used activity in north america. The whole number of people of which joined in NFL mmorpgs with 2015 can be 19, 510, 312. Super Run will be the most-watched television plans around National history.