Showing posts with label Shakespeare. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Shakespeare. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 3, 2018

The 45 Most Important Players to the Chicago Bulls Dynasty - #8 John Paxson

John Paxson
John Macbeth Paxson was drafted in...woah, woah, woah, wait a minute. John Paxson's middle name is MacBeth. That is shockingly pretentious but explains so much about his management style. Anyway, we are not here to talk about middle names or incompetency in the current front office. I am only here to talk about John MacBeth Paxson as a player.

After an impressive career at Notre Dame, Paxson was selected 19th overall by the San Antonio Spurs in the 1983 NBA Draft. After a couple years with the Spurs, the Bulls signed Paxson as a free agent to become their backup point guard. He would spend his entire career bouncing around between starting and backing up at the point guard position, but he provided more good than bad as he stuck around the Bulls for nine seasons.

Him battling for playing time was especially relevant during the Bulls first threepeat. During the first three rounds of the playoffs, his and backup point guard, BJ Armstrong, were fairly close in minutes. But Paxson came through when it mattered most as he got red hot during the NBA Finals against the Lakers where he put up 6, 16, 10, 15, and 20 points respectively while shooting over 65% from the field during the series. That is how you come through in the clutch.

In 1991-92, Paxson held on to his starting role, although Armstrong's increased minutes meant a slight decrease in minutes for Paxson. But when it came to the playoffs, Phil Jackson felt more comfortable with the veteran and Paxson continued to play a majority of minutes when things mattered most.

In 1992-93, Paxson could no longer hold off the younger and more explosive Armstrong. He was now coming off the bench and his minutes had been greatly reduced. He could still get hot from the field on occasion but it appeared that he would not be making a big impact in the 1993 playoffs. But things don't always work out the way that you would expect, and Paxson did have a chance to make his impact in Game 6 of the NBA Finals against the Phoenix Suns. The Bulls called a timeout, trailing by two with 14.4 seconds left on the clock. Although Michael Jordan had scored all of the Bulls' points in the fourth quarter up to this point, he would not take the final shot. For that, it would be an unlikely hero.

There are three clutch shots that truly stand out during the Bulls run in the 1990s, and it's really tough to top this one. Since Jordan made the final one over Byron Russell in 1998, it's kind of tough to put this ahead of that, but a three-pointer when your team is down by two and time is running out. That is HUGE.

Paxson would play one more year before retiring after the 1993-94 season, although he would get one more ring as an assistant coach on the 1995-96 Chicago Bulls. He would follow that by going onto broadcasting before taking a front office job with the Bulls. That front office job may be what he is known most by with many Bulls fans. Early on, he worked his way to the top of the organization. Although there were many good drafts in there, the front office has been plagued by poor decisions that has caused the fans to call for his head.

There is an old Shakespeare story about the the damaging effects of ambition on those who seek power for its own sake. I guess his middle name does make sense.

Monday, July 31, 2017

A Spambot Wrote Something Better Than Shakespeare

You know the phrase, if you gave an infinite amount of monkeys an infinite amount of typewriters, eventually, they would recreate the works of Shakespeare. Well, this theory has now been tested in real life, as there are basically infinite spambots posting to infinite websites, and one of these has not only matched Shakespeare, but have far exceeded his works in just one single post. A spambot under the name of Judith Leighton produced this masterpiece that is so beautiful that I have to break it down line by line.

FOOTBALL
What a hook. I like football, so now I must read more. But at this point, if you think you have any idea where this is going, oh man, let me assure you that you have absolutely no idea.

Football is about the several major video game titles trialled around The united states involving NBA 
The beauty of this entire post is that it almost makes sense. Like, upon first read, you're kind of thinking that you read it wrong, but then you read it again, and it is most definitely the fault of the writer, in this case, a Spambot. Like football has video games, and it is around the United States, and it kind of involves basketball, because look at successful tight ends like Jimmy Graham and Antonio Gates. 

The game of basketball, NHL Handbags together with MLB Hockey.
The game of basketball being summed up as NHL Handbags combined with MLB Hockey may be the greatest diss a sport has ever received. It's not real NHL, it's handbag NHL, aka lady NHL, which is a bit sexist. And combining that with major league baseball players participating in hockey.

Your Country wide Footballing Category (NFL) is a specialized North american hockey group in addition to it’s made from thirty-two matchups.
And this is where shit goes off the rails. I really want to start referring to the NFL as "your countrywide footballing category." NFL players really are just a specialized hockey group; can't argue with that.

There are actually two people inside AMERICAN FOOTBAL,
God, I am so excited for you to find out the two people inside American football.

Indigenous Football Summit in addition to Us Little league Summit.
Ah yes, the famous two people, Indigenous Football and Little League Summit. You can't talk pigskin without bringing up these two, battling it out on the court, working to score a goal in the other's home plate purse. Beautiful stuff.

Right now sports is normally the most used activity in north america. The whole number of people of which joined in NFL mmorpgs with 2015 can be 19, 510, 312.
The first sentence shows that Judith clearly knows her sports. It is normally the most used activity. Abnormally, it will not be. But that second sentence has been the one that has really perplexed me. The number of people in the NFL can be 19, 510, or 312. Those are certainly all numbers, but outside of 19 being Joe Montana's number on the Kansas City Chiefs, I cannot think of any significance in the others. I looked up career interception and touchdown leaders, and it's close, but not quite right. Much like Shakespeare, it is impossible to fully understand everything.

Super Run will be the most-watched television plans around National history.
Well, this is something we can all agree on as I am already anticipating the next Super Run. It showed that she's a true sports observer and was the perfect way to end her post. Thank you, Judith Leighton, for trying to get me to click on weird internet sites and using a really bad translator system to do it. I appreciate everything about your post. And for my readers, here is that post in its entirety.

FOOTBALL Football is about the several major video game titles trialled around The united states involving NBA The game of basketball, NHL Handbags together with MLB Hockey. Your Country wide Footballing Category (NFL) is a specialized North american hockey group in addition to it’s made from thirty-two matchups. There are actually two people inside AMERICAN FOOTBAL, Indigenous Football Summit in addition to Us Little league Summit.
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Right now sports is normally the most used activity in north america. The whole number of people of which joined in NFL mmorpgs with 2015 can be 19, 510, 312. Super Run will be the most-watched television plans around National history.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Jose Canseco Is Back In Baseball

Jose has done it again. He has proved the haters wrong. When he said he wanted to play professional baseball, people laughed at him and said he would never be able to play the game he loved again. When he decided that he could be a great manager if given the opportunity, people told him the only thing he could manage was a steroids cycle.

So what does Jose go out and do? Well, he doesn't become just a player. And he doesn't become just a manager. Yep, Jose Canseco is the player-manager of the Yuma Scorpions of the North American Baseball League. To top it off, he found the most trustworthy bench coach/outfielder out there when he hired his twin brother, Ozzie Canseco to help him win a championship.

Haters are going to hate, but Jose never lets them get him down. When he said he would be the first player to hit 40 home runs and steal 40 bases in a single season, he did it. When he said he was going to save the game of baseball from steroids, he did it. And now, when he said he would play the game he loved again, and someday manage for a team as well, he did it. It's time to stop the Jose hatred, step back, and applaud the man for persevering against all odds.

Congratulations Jose. Now only one question remains. Will a Major League Baseball team try to sign him as a player or a manager first? I think they'd be wise to kill two birds with one Jose.

-Joe

P.S. One person who would never be dumb enough to doubt Jose Canseco is also a man who has better poems than Shakespeare. Yes, here is another amazing video from The Genius: