Tuesday, April 23, 2019

The WWE Is Ruining... Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens is one of the greatest talents in the WWE. He's great in the ring and great on the microphone. He's not exactly a body guy, but he has a body, and with all of his talent, that is enough.

Still, despite all that, he has kind of yo-yoed up and down the WWE roster in importance during his time there. He started his career in NXT by winning a single match and later that night destroying his best friend and brand new NXT Chanpion, Sami Zayn, to set up an immediate title match which he won, yet he had to lose twice to Finn Balor at the end of his NXT run despite already being on the main roster. He managed to debut on the main roster by beating up John Cena, yet despite getting a win over Cena, never actually won the US Title. He followed that up by winning the Universal Title, but only because of help from Triple H, and then lost his title to Goldberg in 22 seconds, because...?

Most recently, he made his return after an injury and immediately stole Kofi Kingston's title shot, but then became friends to Kofi and is now a good guy host where he is still letting his comedic timing show. It was also very weird that he may have been the only healthy person on the roster to not do anything at Wrestlemania.

Right now is the time to strike with Kevin Owens. Not only is he an incredible talent, the WWE has to be aware that they need to keep him happy with his current situation. I'm not sure of Owens contract status, but he has the luxury to go to AEW anytime he wants as he was the guy who told the Young Bucks to take care of Cody on the independents. He has the luxury of waiting out to see how AEW does before taking that leap if he wants to do so, but the WWE could make it worthwhile for him to stick around if they pull the trigger.

So what is the best way for the WWE to utilize Kevin Owens? To start off, let's have a good Kevin Owens take on a bad Sami Zayn which is where WWE may already be leading us. This is fun, and it gets both guys to better places. This time, Owens teaches Sami the error in his ways, and they become good guys. By that time, Daniel Bryan can reclaim his title from Kofi Kingston, and you put a good Kevin Owens over a bad Daniel Bryan where Zayn can stop interference from Rowan. You could also reverse this order and have Zayn look like he's going to help Owens, just to join up with Daniel Bryan and Rowan which would then create the Owens/Zayn fire feud. Either way, this isn't rocket science, put Daniel Bryan and Sami Zayn with Kevin Owens in some way and good things are probably going to happen. Good enough for Owens to stick around? Only time will tell.

Other Wrestlers WWE Is Ruining
Alicia Fox
Andrade "Cien" Almas
Apollo Crews
Bayley
Big E
Big Show

Bobby Lashley
Bobby Roode

Braun Strowman
Carmella
Chad Gable

Monday, April 15, 2019

The WWE Is Ruining... The Ascension

I know what you're thinking, "The Ascension sucks. They always have sucked, and they always will suck." I get that sentiment. They have sucked for so long that it is nearly impossible to remember a time before they completely sucked ass. But this was once the most dominant tag team in NXT history. So what went wrong?

Well, the big thing is that they do not win matches. I know Curt Hawkins had a historical losing streak, but somehow I feel The Ascension's is still sadder. Konnor and Viktor were actually pretty sweet on NXT. No, I'm serious. Konnor was in way better shape, and Viktor helped The Ascension rise. They were the NXT tag team that dominated everyone else.

Oh, how times have changed. The Ascension managed to become worthless right away when they said they were better than Demolition and The Legion of Doom. Then this happened, and things never recovered.


Just for fun, let's see their last win which happened July 2nd on a Main Event taping against Rhyno and Heath Slater. So it's been nearly a year, but on the bright side, Konnor has weirdly been undefeated in three singles matches, beating the likes of Rhyno, Chad Gable, and Bobby Roode. That is really weird, but what is even weirder is the last time that The Ascension won as a tag team before July 2nd as it happened all the way back in February of 2018? No. 2017? Nope. It was February 8, 2016 on Superstars against Fandango and Damien Sandow. I do not even remember those two being a tag team, so The Ascension can take credit for ending what could have been a hell of a career for those two. In fact, The Ascension somehow owns Fandango as they also beat him when he tagged with R-Truth and in the most random of tag team partners possible, Jack Swagger.

But The Ascension used to be important, so could we see them rise again? The short answer is no. But the long answer is why the hell not? Are they the best wrestlers? No. Are they the most physically imposing? Not really. Are they great on the microphone? In small doses, they're okay. So maybe they aren't an ideal fit for a tag title run, but maybe there is another way to get some redemption.

Give them a legend killing tour. First they take out the APA. Then they take out Demolition, because they shouldn't have much problem considering Ax in his 70s at this point, and Smash is about to turn 60. Finally, you have them take out the best of them all, Legion of Doom. You may be thinking that it's not a fair fight since Hawk has passed away, but there were many iterations of Legion of Doom. Now I know I have some questionable ideas occasionally, but don't worry, I have not chosen to tag him up with Darren Drozdov, because The Ascension beating up a paralyzed person seems a little beyond what Fox meant when they said they wanted adult entertainment. Heidenreich would be the obvious choice, but does anybody really want to see him brought back? Nah. So let's go with the unconventional choice, a partner in LOD 2000, let's tag up Animal and Sunny to get taken out by Konnor and Viktor. Sunny is ready for her return, and I think the fans are as well.

Eventually their killing spree must end. And the easiest way to do it is to put them up against the returning Breezango to finally end their reign of terror. It's the perfect way to come full circle and honor a truly great story.

Come on WWE, give The Ascension some love.

Other Wrestlers WWE Is Ruining
Alicia Fox
Andrade "Cien" Almas
Apollo Crews
Bayley
Big E
Big Show

Bobby Lashley
Bobby Roode

Braun Strowman
Carmella
Chad Gable

Monday, April 8, 2019

The WWE Is Ruining... Braun Strowman

Braun Strowman is one of the most incredible stories of WWE incompetence in recent history. Despite being large, charismatic, and the most popular guy in the WWE, they decided he wasn't ready for a world title run and for some reason just had Brock Lesnar kick his ass consistently. It saddens me to be able to write this before WrestleMania, knowing that nothing important will happen for Strowman at the biggest show of the year, because his feud is with two nerds from Saturday Night Live.

Do you want to get really sad? Braun Strowman's only won a championship once in his WWE career, and it was the tag titles with Nicholas. He's also one of the few poor schlubs to win Money in the Bank but fail to cash in and actually win the championship. Shit man, even Carmella won the title with that thing.

WWE used to truly love big men. If you weren't 270 pounds, you were either a jobber or Macho Man. Macho Man was so awesome that not even WWE's love of size could deny him. But they took advantage of large men and pushed them straight to the top. Sure, once they got there, Hulk Hogan was waiting to defeat them, but Strowman was so popular that he could have been the Hogan in this situation. He never really said anything particularly memorable, but everything he said was deemed awesome because of how he said it. That is EXACTLY how Hogan got over back in the day, because the guy had a few catchphrases and just talked in circles to fill in the void.

So they had their modern day Hulk Hogan and just decided, "Eh, let's hold off on listening to the fans and pushing this guy, so we can let this momentum die down." And they were 100% successful.

So what they should do with Braun Strowman? Well, since I don't know who won the title at WrestleMania when I'm writing this, I'm going to make a plan where it doesn't matter. Have Braun Strowman come out on Raw tonight, challenge for the title, and beat the ever living shit out of the champion. Absolutely annihilate him to the point where you think it's the second coming of Lucha Underground's Matanza Cueto. No matter the opponent, the post-Wrestlemania crowd will lose their shit with excitement if you follow through on this plan.

Normally, you run into the issue of, "If he can beat the best guy easily, how will he ever be defeated?" But I think you can get by that fairly easily by explaining how much the WrestleMania match took out of the champion and give them a competitive match at the next pay per view. Obviously, Strowman still wins that, and then you let him go on a run that goes until at least Summerslam.

Obviously, his run ends against Roman Reigns, because it has to, but at least this time, people might be willing to cheer the guy.

Other Wrestlers WWE Is Ruining
Alicia Fox
Andrade "Cien" Almas
Apollo Crews
Bayley
Big E
Big Show

Bobby Lashley
Bobby Roode
Carmella
Chad Gable

Monday, April 1, 2019

The WWE Is Ruining... Natalya

Natalya is a WWE wrestler, but man is she just not my cup of tea. I barely pay attention to most of the filler that WWE puts out there on a weekly basis, but Natalya is bad enough for me to leave the room and grab a snack. I am a very lazy person, so this may be the greatest burn I can give to a performer.

I honestly don't know what Natalya does well outside of "blonde hair," because WWE loves blondes. She's been doing the sharpshooter for a decade at least, and it still only looks right about 50% of the time. And that still makes her look like Female Kenny Omega compared to when you watch her do a spinning lariat which is so slow I have actually been able to take a bathroom break as she starts the spin and get back before she actually makes contact with her opponent. And my bathroom break was brown, not yellow (it came out of my butt; it's not that I'm extremely unhealthy).

So how do you stop WWE from ruining Natalya? It may seem unlikely that such an avid Natalya hater could have a solution for how to save her career in the WWE, but that is why I am a wrestling genius. End Natalya's wrestling career and make her a manager. But not just any manager, a behind the scenes manager. It doesn't matter who you pair her up with, but the wrestler will reference how Natalya has been helping her career. Natalya won't be on screen for this, but we'll know. She also won't accompany them to the ring for matches, because she will have them so well prepared that she won't need to. You will never see her, never hear her, and never even go so far as to sense her presence. I think she could thrive in this career change for the next 50, NAY, 100 years. It's really a no brainer move as it prolongs her career, and she avoids her big weaknesses as she doesn't have to be audible or visible.

Yes, I have saved WWE from ruining Natalya. YOU'RE WELCOME.

Other Wrestlers WWE Is Ruining
Alicia Fox
Andrade "Cien" Almas
Apollo Crews
Bayley
Big E
Big Show

Bobby Lashley
Bobby Roode
Carmella
Chad Gable

Wednesday, March 27, 2019

Drew Lock - 2019 NFL Draft Scouting Report

Missouri's Drew Lock is a guy who I saw some good things of during the season and has seemed to improve his stock through the Senior Bowl and NFL Combine to firmly place himself as a first round option. Still, anytime a guy's stock gets higher after he is done playing football, I start to get real suspicious. So, I took a look at his games against Georgia, Florida, and Oklahoma State to get a better idea of the former Tiger.

First off, I was very impressed with Lock's pocket presence. I'm not sure if he took a single sack in the three games I watched as he was very confident moving around in traffic. This was my favorite example of that skill.

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Here, he not only steps up because of the defensive end trying to turn the corner, but he steps right past the delayed linebacker blitz and then fires a strike for a touchdown.

Drew Lock also excels throwing on the move.

He was a pretty good high school basketball player, and you can see that in his play. He's very good while in motion, and even though he isn't the most athletic quarterback, he is pretty smooth in all of his actions, and it allows him to remain accurate while in less than ideal conditions.

He can also slang that deep ball.

Here, he begins looking to his right, but then scans over to his left and realizes that even though it is double coverage, the safety does not have a good angle on the play and fires up a nice ball that his receiver comes down with.

He does seem to be fairly smooth in going through progressions.

This is an easier example to see him scanning the field, as he is clearly looking to his left, and the deep safety (31) starts to move in that direction before he moves onto the crossing route where his receiver has plenty of room to make the catch and gain yards.

Something that shows up on the play above as well as this next play is that Lock isn't quite accurate enough.

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It's not a bad throw, but it's not a good enough throw as it's slightly behind the receiver, and this time it causes an incompletion.

Finally, I want to point out the most concerning thing about Lock, and that is that he is not a nice person. This doesn't make you cool, Drew Lock.

It's like he's auditioning for Jackass. And he did this to his receivers repeatedly. This is not cool at all.

I'm half joking about Drew Lock pranking his receivers by nearly getting them decapitated, but it is important that a quarterback not lead his receivers into massive hits, and Missouri receivers took some massive hits. It does make me question his vision to understand how defenders are moving.

Drew Lock may be the most frustrating quarterback I have ever evaluated. I would notice that he wasn't doing a good job of leading his receivers, and he would lead a receiver over the middle perfectly for a big gain. I would notice his footwork breaking down, and he would move in the pocket, and clean up everything on the next play. I would think that this guy shrinks up when there is pressure, and he would overcome an oncoming blitzer and make a tough throw. On one hand, he showed me absolutely everything you need to see from a successful quarterback. On the other, he showed me everything that could prevent him from succeeding at the next level. I am back to college, and the Drew Lock is the pretty girl that seems to be all over me one second, but then completely disappears the next. MAKE UP YOUR MIND, PRETTY GIRL DREW LOCK.

In short, the accuracy bothers me enough where I'm steering clear in the first round. He does show flashes, but if I was taking a chance on a quarterback, I'm still jumping on that Tyree Jackson train.

Previous Scouting Reports:
Noah Fant - Iowa Hawkeyes - Tight End
Dwayne Haskins - Ohio State Buckeyes - Quarterback
TJ Hockenson - Iowa Hawkeyes Tight End
Amani Hooker - Iowa Hawkeyes - Safety
Josh Jacobs - Alabama Crimson Tide - Running Back

Tyree Jackson - Buffalo Bulls - Quarterback
Daniel Jones - Duke Blue Devils - Quarterback

Kyler Murray - Oklahoma Sooners - Quarterback
Anthony Nelson - Iowa Hawkeyes - Defensive End

Monday, March 25, 2019

The WWE Is Ruining... Curtis Axel

Curtis Axel is the most perplexing wrestler that I have wrote about in this series. He's totally fine, but that is the totality of him. There is absolutely nothing that stands out about him as a wrestler. He's got decent size, but he's not big. He's fine in the ring, but he's not putting on great matches or botching much of anything. He has said words on a microphone, but I can't recall a single one of them. So, how is the WWE ruining him? Let's see if any other organization can do better.

Ring of Honor - My first thought was to make him the third member of "The Boys," but I don't think he quite has that twink body they are looking for in Dalton Castle's stable. I guess he could join Villain Enterprises and be the member that goofs everything up, but that's probably his ceiling.

New Japan Pro Wrestling - Let's have him join The Bullet Club, and then...he becomes the least interesting guy in the Bullet Club. I guess he'd be a good partner for Bad Luck Fale when they want Roppongi 3K to join the heavyweight tag division by beating guys way bigger than them. I do not see a title in his future.

Lucha Underground - Gets in a feud with Famous B over the love of Beautiful Brenda. Famous B tricks him by putting a member of the Rabbit Tribe in Beautiful Brenda's clothes, and they live hoppily ever after. Wow, this one has the most potential so far.

All Elite Wrestling - Is this Cody's dream opponent? No, it is not. I guess put him in a triple threat match with Jimmy Havoc and Joey Janela and just have them beat the hell out of each other. I would watch that, but I can't really see it leading to anything else as his future is likely in the Over-the-Budget Battle Royal.

Impact Wrestling - This is where I have to admit that I don't actually watch Impact, but I do know they have some talented guys that Curtis Axel won't fit in with. So, quickly scan of their roster, and I've decided to have him join the Desi Hit Squad.

WWE - It's not that he's bad; it's just that the WWE is SO stocked with talent that I can't really justify pushing a guy who is just good, not great. I mean, ideally, he could put on a wig and take Tamina or Natalya's role on the show as he's versatile enough to be an intimidating lady force or a third generation superstar who just keeps reminding you how important their Dad is.

I got nothing, can't blame the WWE on this one.

Other Wrestlers WWE Is Ruining
Alicia Fox
Andrade "Cien" Almas
Apollo Crews
Bayley
Big E
Big Show

Bobby Lashley
Bobby Roode
Carmella
Chad Gable

Sunday, March 24, 2019

The Iowa Hawkeyes Kicked Ass at the 2019 NCAA Wrestling Tournament

Well, another NCAA Wrestling Tournament is in the books. I was basically exhausted by Thursday night and adrenaline carried me through another 18 hours of wrestling.

I get why people like the NCAA Basketball Tournament as it is basically a good high. You just can mellow out, get a few cases of the giggles, and maybe have one bad moment where your team loses, but then you get more giggles with some upsets and buzzer beaters, and you can do it again for the next two weekends.

With the NCAA Wrestling Tournament, it's a meth binge. You have crazy highs and crazy lows and those can be separated by minutes. You're jittery, you irrationally scream, claw at your own skin, scream, and start giggling out of control. It's the best weekend of the year, and you thank god that you don't have to do it for another year. By that time, I will erase the lows and remember that sweet euphoria of seeing an Iowa Hawkeye's hand raised on Saturday night. I feel bad for anyone who doesn't follow this sport.

I know the Iowa Hawkeyes only finished in fourth place when second place was a realistic goal, but looking at how guys wrestled, it's so tough for me to find complaints about what this team did this past weekend. Let's break it down with each wrestler, starting with our big, burly, boy, and moving our way down to end on a high note.

Sam Stoll - Heavyweight - Round of 12
Sam Stoll had an incredible Thursday where he pulled off two upsets, but he did not fare so well on Friday as his complete inability to take an offensive shot unsurprisingly caught up to him. Stoll just never got healthy this year, so the fact that he was able to gut out two wins without any mobility was great to see. Sure, it would have been much better had he been able to pull out one more win, but it just wasn't in the cards. Stoll had a ton of bad luck at Iowa, but he was a four-year starter who seemed to be a team leader through his time. Let's hope Anthony Cassioppi can follow in his footsteps.

Jacob Warner - 197 - 7th Place
Even though Warner's place was lower than expected, he did a good job of attacking early as he got a first period takedown in nearly all of his matches. He also did a hell of a job putting a strong ride after he got that takedown. I would have liked to see some more aggression in getting turns from the top position, but he was able to control his man. He had a disappointing loss to Cal Poly's Thomas Lane, but that guy is a monster on top and just wore out Warner in the second period, and Warner simply didn't have enough energy to win the match after that. He managed to bounce back to become an All-American and although he lost another close match, this time to Fresno State's Josh Hokit, he did end up beating Ben Honis from Cornell to take 7th. There were a lot of positives, and I think a stronger gas tank and some more variety from the top position could make him a title contender next season.

Cash Wilcke - 184 - DNP (2-2)
I expected this in advance of the tournament, and unfortunately, Wilcke did finish shy of the top 12 for the first time in his career. But I just don't know how I can fault the guy. I would have liked to see him be more aggressive, but he just ran into some tough matchups. He wrestled a national finalist, Max Dean, as tough as possible, even holding a lead with 30 seconds to go before giving up a moderately questionable stalling call. I think it was stalling in how the rule is supposed to be called, but it was in defense of a shot. He bounced back and dominated Reinhardt from Wisconsin before running into Emery Parker, who was upset earlier in the tournament. He wrestled him close but had to try to get some offense going and got caught in a pin. Parker ended up taking fifth, so it ended up just being a bad draw for Wilcke, but I do think he has All-American potential for his senior season.

Alex Marinelli - 165 - 7th Place
Going into the tournament ranked #1, it's very easy to see this and say that Marinelli was disappointing in the tournament. Hell, even last year, he took sixth place. But that ignores the progress that Marinelli made this year and just how much better he wrestled, even though the outcome was not what we hoped. In the quarterfinals, he ran into eventual National Champion, Mekhi Lewis, and gave the eventual champion by far his toughest bout. Marinelli was aggressive throughout, but he failed on a couple early takedowns, and then when he had his best shot late in the match, he thought too much and gave Lewis time to work out of it. Mekhi Lewis may have the strongest hips in the NCAA, but I do think Marinelli can put enough pressure on Lewis to beat him in the future. He bounced back to beat Logan Massa in the blood round, but lost a close match to Chance Marsteller after that to go into the seventh place match. Marsteller wrestled a great match, and that's going to happen. He rebounded in for 7th by dominating Bryce Seitert of Northern Iowa. The end result is disappointing, but the aggression that he showed from the beginning to the very end of this tournament bodes well for his future national title hopes.

Kaleb Young - 157 - 5th Place
I though Kaleb Young would match his seed and end up with a sixth place finish, but instead he took 5th and looked far better than he has all season long. He won convincingly in his first two matches by being relentless in his attacks. Then, he just kept attacking in his third round match against Ryan Deakin and eventually pulled off the victory. In the semifinals, Tyler Berger just gave him no openings to attack, and Alec Pantaleo did the same thing in his first consolation match. Those guys were seen as a tier above Young, and they showed why as Young just couldn't find openings. Still, he bounced back to beat Deakin again in overtime to take fifth place. If he shows the aggression that he had at the NCAA Tournament, he's going to be a bonus point machine next year.

Pat Lugo - 149 - 8th Place
Lugo is still a bit of a mystery to me. Sometimes I think I'm too high on him, other times too low. His performance in this tournament was good but not quite great. He controlled his first match, then gutted out his second, but then ran into Micah Jordan who was clearly a level above him. After that, he totally controlled Tommy Thorn to guarantee himself an All-American finish. He wrestled Finesilver tough early but got overwhelmed late, and the story repeated against Iowa State's Jarrett Degen when it looked like he had a commanding lead, but Degen stormed his way back to win 11-9 and Lugo finished in 8th place. There's room for improvement, but it's tough to see him wrestling on a Saturday night.

Max Murin - 141 - Round of 12
Although it hurts to fall one match short of All-American status, it's tough to ask for much more out of Murin. He had two incredibly tough wins to start out his tournament by beating Tristan Moran and Mike Carr. After that, he got #3 seed Nick Lee, who he just didn't have the offense to compete with and lost 4-1. In the consolation round, he got Chad Red, who was finally able to fulfill his potential at the end of this season, and he was too much for Murin. Murin will need to build on his offense if he wants to take a step forward in what will continue to be a very tough weight class next season.

Austin DeSanto - 133 - 5th Place
Here's the thing, Spencer Lee won a National Title, but I'm not sure if he had a single match that will be as memorable as any of DeSanto's seven matches. Let's take a look.

First Match - Stalls a guy into a disqualification in TWO MINUTES AND TWENTY SECONDS. As far as I know that is a record, and I believe that record will never be broken.

Second Match - Roman Bravo-Young and DeSanto were nonstop action as there was pushing and pulling and shooting and sprawling and scrambling all over the place and eventually, DeSanto came out on top of the final scramble to secure a 7-2 win.

Third Match - Stevan Micic was probably the least memorable match as DeSanto pushed and pushed but just couldn't get to his offense. Micic got a takedown, and DeSanto couldn't find a way past his defense.

Fourth Match - DeSanto takes on Austin Gomez to become an All-American, and holy shit was this an insane scramble fest. Luckily, DeSanto found a way to come out on top of the first scramble, pick up the big lead, and then Gomez was left trying anything he could to make up the gap at that point, and DeSanto managed to avoid any big slip-ups and build his lead up to a 16-5 major decision. This match is going to be so much fun for the next couple years.

Fifth Match - Somehow Ethan Lizak has become DeSanto's arch nemesis, probably because Lizak is great at riding, and DeSanto struggles to get out from bottom. Well, that was still the case in this match, but DeSanto won on the feet to keep it tied 2-2 going into overtime where he was able to secure another takedown for the victory and celebrated by screaming in Lizak's face. DeSanto gotta DeSanto.

Sixth Match - This one was the most heartbreaking as DeSanto lost a back-and-forth battle against Luke Pletcher 7-6. DeSanto got a hands to the face call early in the match that proved to be the difference when Pletcher secured a late takedown and was able to ride him out to win the match.

Seventh Match - DeSanto bounces back to win 11-6 over John Erneste where he just kept getting takedown after takedown and kept that relentless pace up for seven minutes. There are some very tough guys at this weight, but I see no reason why DeSanto can't be in the national title conversation during his final two seasons.

Spencer Lee - 125 - National Champion
After the way Lee steamrolled through the NCAAs, expectations were not sky high, they were impossibly high. I didn't think he'd go undefeated, I thought he would bonus every single wrestler he faced this year. Looking back, that was not a wise thought on my part, but he was that damn good last year that I got a little lost in things. Lee wasn't as dominant, but when it mattered, he was just as good as ever. His first day was a little plodding as he seemed to struggle for everything. Of course, for him, struggling meant a tech fall and a major decision, but still, he worked very hard to get those outcomes. Friday morning, he dominated Sean Russell for the third time, with each match getting more and more dominant as he started with a decision, then a major, and finally a pin.

Friday night, he rematched Nick Piccininni, and he proved that the pin was a fluke as Lee controlled the match. Lee's run is remembered so fondly because of his pin in the semifinals against Nathan Tomasello, but really, his match against Piccininni was incredibly similar to that match from 2018. Lee was up 6-2 on Tomasello, and the Buckeye tried to make something happen and got caught in a pin. This year, Lee was up 6-4 (with riding time point locked), and Piccininni tried to make something happen and ended up on his back so Lee got an 11-4 win since he ran out of time on completing the pin.

Finally, last year's finals was a 5-1 win against Nick Suriano. This year was a 5-0 win over Virginia's Jack Mueller. The only complaint was Lee getting ridden out in the second period, but he was never close to being turned. And Lee never gave Mueller a shot to win the match and controlled it from start to finish. He may have started slow, but he was relentless in each of his matches, and if Spencer Lee goes hard for seven minutes, there isn't a guy in the NCAA that is going to beat him.

The basic reality is that with Penn State existing, this Iowa team never had a chance at a National Title. They did have a shot at second, but Ohio State came through and put up an impressive performance with five guys in the semifinals. Iowa pulled off some close matches, and they lost some close matches, but it was the classic Iowa aggression that stood out in this tournament. Guys were going for it, and that was great to see. Next year, it is going to be a much tighter team competition. Penn State loses their top two wrestlers, Ohio State and Oklahoma State are both going to be tough, and the Hawkeyes should be even tougher with a ready replacement for Sam Stoll and a returning Michael Kemerer.

Next year's going to be awesome, but I could definitely use a rest.

Friday, March 22, 2019

9 Takeaways from the Iowa Hawkeyes First Day at the NCAA Wrestling Tournament

The first day of the NCAA Wrestling Tournament could not have started out any better for the Iowa Hawkeyes. They won their first 15 matches and everything was right in this world. Unfortunately, they lost to overtime matches before Sam Stoll righted the ship with his second "upset" win of the day. By seed entering the tournament, Iowa should have lost five matches yesterday, so to lose only two matches, both of them matches that EASILY could have gone the other way is an impressive start. But this is the moneymaking day, so here are my thoughts on each Iowa wrestler.

Spencer Lee - 125
Spencer Lee got a tech fall and a major decision, and there are good and bad with it. The good is that his gas tank looks good. He was able to wrestle hard for seven minutes in that second match and eventually overwhelmed his opponent. The bad is that this is not the same Lee that tore through the tournament. He is working his ass off to get everything, and he also got in deep on some shots that he was unable to finish against NC State's Sean Fausz. I think the length of Fausz may be to blame for that, but for how great he did at getting to the legs, he needs to finish those shots today. Sean Russell of Minnesota should not be an issue as he has yet to score a point on Lee in two matches this year, but tonight it's going to matter. Pat Glory could give Nick Piccinnini trouble, but either guy can be a challenge to Lee. I still like Lee to go 2-0 today and make it to the finals, but I do not see an easy win tonight.

Austin DeSanto - 133
Good God, DeSanto had a hell of a day yesterday. And as amazing as it was, I do not see a way to even put him in the top three of best days for the Hawkeyes yesterday. He got his first round opponent disqualified for stalling in 2:20. That has to be a record. Then, he faced off against Roman Bravo-Young and just kept the pressure on for seven minutes and pulled off a victory in a very close match that had my butthole tight the entire time. Also, he showed he could escape from the bottom which is his number one question as a wrestler, so that was great to see. This morning, it's Stevan Micic, who performed well yesterday but likely isn't at 100%. DeSanto will test him with everything, and if he can win, he likely gets a rubbermatch against Nick Suriano. DeSanto could have two wars today, but I sure as hell wouldn't want to be one of the guys facing him.

Max Murin - 141
You have to give Murin the MVP, right? Eh, I'm saying second best Iowa performance. As the 22 seed, he knocked off both the 11 and 6 seed. And that 6 seed felt so amazing as Mike Carr mocked Murin after beating him in their first match this year, and now Murin has beaten him twice in the last two weeks. Seeing Carr's face straining as he couldn't get away from Murin was definitely a zen moment for me. Murin knows how to wrestle tough, but he sure has a tough outing coming up against Penn State's Nick Lee, one of just three guys to pin his first two opponents at the tournament. I won't count out Murin with the way he's wrestling, but it seems likely that he's going to have to do damage in the consolation bracket tonight.

Patricio Lugo - 149
Lugo is 2-0, so that's the most important thing. He looked good against Josh Maruca in the first round and was taken to overtime by Virginia Tech's Ryan Blees where he was able to scramble his way into a takedown. It was fine but not all that impressive. If he wrestles like that today, he's not getting by Micah Jordan, but Lugo is a tough out, and if he can get aggressive and force a mental error by Jordan, it's not impossible to see him move onto the semifinals.

Kaleb Young - 157
M-V-P. Kaleb Young went out and whooped ass. He got a second period tech fall in his first match and came just one takedown away from a second tech fall against 11 seed, Ke-Shawn Hayes. I haven't seen this sort of aggression all year from Young, but if he brings this today, I don't see any reason he can't upset Ryan Deakin and the winner of Tyler Berger and Larry Early. He was so impressive in not just getting takedowns but turning guys as well. I'm still partially in shock. This Kaleb Young is a damn world beater (as long as that world doesn't involve Jason Nolf, unfortunately).

Alex Marinelli - 165
Marinelli got the job done. I wouldn't say I was worried when Marinelli went down 4-1 to Joe Smith of Oklahoma State in the first round, but I was concerned. I knew Marinelli would keep putting pressure on Smith, and I did have confidence that the pressure would pay off. That's exactly what happened as after the first period, Smith had nothing to keep up with Marinelli. In the second round, it was back to Marinelli whooping ass when he got a major decision against Thomas Bullard of NC State. Today, he starts off with Mekhi Lewis, who beat Marinelli in freestyle, but not only are these different rules, I think this is a different Marinelli. It will be a tough match, but I'm pretty confident in The Bull's chances. Then it is either round four against Evan Wick or a first match against Chance Marsteller. There are no easy matches at this point, but I still feel confident in Marinelli's ability to be wrestling Saturday night.

Cash Wilcke - 184
It was almost an amazing day for Wilcke. After gutting out a tough win against Nick Gravina, he was leading Max Dean with under a minute to go, but he was called for stalling when kicking out of a takedown attempt which forced overtime and Dean was able to get the takedown. Wilcke has a tough road ahead. He should be able to take out Mason Reinhardt of Wisconsin, but then he wrestles into Emery Parker of Illinois who appears to have his number. It's going to take a big upset to get Wilcke on the podium, but Wilcke has pulled off these upsets at the NCAA Tournament before so let's hope he can do it again.

Jacob Warner - 197
Warner had the two goofiest matches for the Hawkeyes yesterday. He was up 8-2 with a riding time point and going for a major decision when he got into an awkward scramble and got turned for a six-point move to barely win the match 9-8. Then, he got an immediate takedown on Cal Poly's Thomas Lane and rode him for the rest of the period. Lane returned the favor and rode him for the entire second period, and in the third, Warner was again in a weird scramble and came out on the losing end as Lane got the takedown and rode him out through regulation. Warner was gassed in overtime and got taken down to send him to the consolation bracket. Warner has the skills to run through everyone in the consolation bracket; it's just a question of whether he has the gas tank to win all those matches.

Sam Stoll - Heavyweight
HELL YEAH, SAM STOLL. Stoll, from the 28 seed, went out and did what was necessary to get the wins. He upset #5 Mason Parris by bullying him around the mat. Also, Stoll can now get up from bottom which is amazing to see. Stoll still isn't moving great, but he's a massive man with a lot of determination which was all he needed to beat #12 Conan Jennings. I jokingly said he would make the NCAA Finals. That is still going to be tough, but it's no joke. Jordan Wood is a tough way to start the day, and then he gets the winner of #1 seed Derek White and Central Michigan's Matt Stencel. There is nobody I will be rooting harder for than Sam Stoll.

Iowa also plays basketball today.