Kurt Thomas – Bruce Mathis – Yes, these men both have hearts of gold. Yes, they are great character guys. On the surface, these are guys that you want as part of your team. But then reality sets in. Bruce Mathis, we don’t need your preachy goodness. Kurt Thomas, you can’t character the ball in, and you can’t intangible somebody to stop them from scoring. Kurt and Bruce, you are good guys, but if I never saw you again, I can’t say I’d lose any sleep over it.
C.J. Watson – Luther Mac – These two may not seem to have much in common at first glance, but they are surprisingly alike. As we have learned from Mac’s Dad, he does have a softer side. As we learned from the Denver game, Watson actually is a competent NBA point guard. They seem like they’d be detrimental, but they’re not bad guys, and honestly pretty likeable. Still, we’re all better off when they can’t do any harm to us like when Mac’s Dad is in jail, and Watson is on the bench.
James Johnson – Night Crawlers – He is best when he is only talked about but never actually seen. He sounds so awesome, an athletic swingman who always tries hard on both ends of the floor. But much like Night Crawlers is missing blankets, James Johnson is missing basketball skills. If they added that missing piece, they could really be awesome.
John Lucas III – Gail The Snail – every time she is on the screen, you ask why.
Brian Scalabrine – Jack Kelly
And that wraps up the series of how the Chicago Bulls are just like characters from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I really wish the Bulls had a bigger roster, because I would have really liked to work in the McPoyle's, Artemis, and the old lady who played Dennis's Grandma and played piano for The Nightman Cometh. Maybe next year.
P.P.S. This video is awesome. Brire Gill is such a douche.